25 Things That Would Make Our Friendship Easier If You Knew...

1.) I either like you or I don't....love wholely or not at all
2.) My actions are based on what will please others
3.) I hate small talk. Tell me about your dreams, fears, problems and life
4.) I grew up being shown how to hide my emotions and feelings. I bottle them up. They exist way down deep and your important if you can reach them
5.) I'm the perfect silent hostess for parties. I swear I should have been born in the 50's
6.) The concept of love is confusing for me so I'm sorry I space out when you talk about your boyfriend/girlfriend
7.) Most nights I go to bed promptly at 10:30(unless it's a nightmare week) so do not call or text me at that time.
8.) Nightmare week happens every so often where a recurring nightmare happens all week. Fun fact. The nightmare probably has something to do with you getting hurt which terrifies me.
9.) If I don't get sleep, bacon, or exercise I turn into a monster.
10.) I hate brushing my hair and getting all fancy so stop judging me and my sweat pants.
11.) I get dressed up when I really need to so stay cool man
12.) When I think you act less mature than me (which is most people) I call you kid
13.) Yes, I act like a mom...because I said so.
14.) Partying hard is a waste of time. Don't ask me to waste time because I value it
15.) I abhor surprises. Uggg they are THE WORST. Don't even bother with wrapping paper
16.) The waitress at the restaurant will judge me for ordering so much and eating it all before she gets back. Just smile and give me the dessert menu
17.) I hate showing up to a house empty handed. Just rude
18.) I believe in manners to an extreme
19.) Very few of you get to see a very obscure side of me. Consider yourself lucky
20.) My sarcastic tone has turned into a serious tone since I have aged. Almost everything I say is a joke so don't get your panties in a bunch. Chill
21.) I committed to twenty five facts when I started this. Will. Not. Quit.
22.) I'm secretly 60. I watch Frasier and Cheers. I drink black coffee but I need ice or water to cool it off. When I used to drink I would have jack and ginger. I enjoy napping and reading. I do the puzzles in the newspaper. My joints crack she its going to rain....guys, it's to the point where my grandmother makes fun of how old I am
23.) If we are being chased by a bear, I got you. I will just lay down. I hate running that much
24.) I will be loyal, brutally honest, caring, loving and accommodating to you if you let me. I want to please everyone because that's just how I am. I want you to be happy. Just let me do what I enjoy doing and stop making a fuss about it.
25.) You break me, I ruin you.