Cannot Keep My Stupid Mouth Shut

Dear friends and fellow readers,
I have this problem where I CANNOT seem to contain the thoughts that cross through my brain. If you do not believe me....check out my Twitter. It is incredibly inappropriate and off the wall. twitter.com/vstraitt  It's a mess. To sum up for all of you I talk about my drinking, my lack of wearing clothes, and the Boston Bruins. It just sounds awful, which makes sense on why no one follows me; honestly, it is a wonder anyone follows me. At least I am not a huge tool and subtweet garbage about people (except that one time someone started a subtweet war with me, which I obviously won). I just cannot seem to keep my mouth, or technically fingers, quiet. I have only ever been able to keep one secret in my entire life. You are welcome to the one person that I have kept your secret, to everyone else I am sorry, but more likely than not I told at least one person. Oops? On the bright side of that, I never gossip within the same group. So luckily, none of our mutual friends know your secret. How do people keep secrets? I can't even keep my own secrets. If you ask I will tell you. I think this possibly has something to do with the face that I can't lie. I just lied...I can lie, I'm just terrible at it! It is so obvious when I am lying that anyone could call me out, even if they don't know me. Not being able to lie is really a double edge sword. I could have used the skill of being able to lie a few times in my life. Oh well, what can you do?

Twitter, Procrastination, and Other Nonsence

I love Twitter. However, I seem to be the only one who LOVES to communicate through Twitter. I talk to my friend Alyssa primarily through Twitter and I search what I am thinking about to see what everyone else thinks of that topic. Not only do I read those posts, but I also 'reply' to them. I like to keep the conversation going. The downside to this is that no one else seems to appreciate my enthusiastic tweets as much as I do. I have a feeling that I have been blocked by many people. I feel as though my tweets are not as exciting as everyone else's. I mostly post about alcohol (including the wine club I am part of), the Bruins (aka Tuukka haha), and cute animals. All of this is most likely the reason that I am not followed by many people; you need to be interesting to have followers.

Part II
I forgot I started this. Procrastination, thou art a bitch. I do not even know what I was doing that I neglected to finish writing this, but I believe I might have been looking for muffin recipes. Whatever. Moving forward. I have been focusing so much on the Bruins that I don't think that I have accomplished anything for the past week. Also it is extremely hot, which makes doing anything remotely energetic completely improbable. My life is coming so fast that I am kind of freaking out. I graduate with my associates in August. I get a new tattoo, go on a whale watch, and go to some concerts pretty soon. I also am going on a business trip soon. www.shop.com/vstraitt  <<
I am drenched in sweat and this post is going no where. Until next time.