Dear friends and fellow readers,
I have this problem where I CANNOT seem to contain the thoughts that cross through my brain. If you do not believe me....check out my Twitter. It is incredibly inappropriate and off the wall. twitter.com/vstraitt It's a mess. To sum up for all of you I talk about my drinking, my lack of wearing clothes, and the Boston Bruins. It just sounds awful, which makes sense on why no one follows me; honestly, it is a wonder anyone follows me. At least I am not a huge tool and subtweet garbage about people (except that one time someone started a subtweet war with me, which I obviously won). I just cannot seem to keep my mouth, or technically fingers, quiet. I have only ever been able to keep one secret in my entire life. You are welcome to the one person that I have kept your secret, to everyone else I am sorry, but more likely than not I told at least one person. Oops? On the bright side of that, I never gossip within the same group. So luckily, none of our mutual friends know your secret. How do people keep secrets? I can't even keep my own secrets. If you ask I will tell you. I think this possibly has something to do with the face that I can't lie. I just lied...I can lie, I'm just terrible at it! It is so obvious when I am lying that anyone could call me out, even if they don't know me. Not being able to lie is really a double edge sword. I could have used the skill of being able to lie a few times in my life. Oh well, what can you do?
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